康神轶事

  空格和换行点符号在程序中起着举足轻重的作用,可当年的皮条界却对空格和换行不重视,在支付开发费时,往往把它从字节数中扣除。一次,康神应约为某皮条编写一程序,由于事先探知该皮条不支付空格和换行的稿费,因此他的程序通篇没有一个空格和换行:
>;++++++++[<++++++++>;-]<++++++++++++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<++++++++++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+++++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+++++++++++++++.[-]>;+++++[<+++++>;-]<+++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+++++++++++++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<++++++++++++.[-]>;+++++[<+++++>;-]<+++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<++++++++++++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+++++++++++.[-]>;+++++++[<+++++++>;-]<+++++++++.[-]>;+++++[<+++++>;-]<+++++++.[-]+[->;,----------[<+>;-------------------------------------->;[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<>;>;>;+++++++++[<<<[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<[<<+>;>;-]>;>;-]<<<[-]<<[>;+<-]]<]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<<>;+<-[>;+[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<>;+<–>;>;>;>;>;>;>;>;+<<<<<<<<[>;+<-<[>;>;>;+>;+<<<<-]>;>;>;>;[<<<<+>;>;>;>;-]<<<>;[>;>;+>;+<<<-]>;>;>;[<<<+>;>;>;-]<<<<>;>;>;[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<<<[>;>;>;>;>;+<<<[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<[>;>;[-]<<-]>;>;[<<<<[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<>;>;>;-]<<<-<<-]+>;>;[<<[-]>;>;-]<<>;[-]<[>;>;>;>;>;>;[-]<<<<<<-]<<>;>;[-]>;[-]<<<]>;>;>;>;>;>;>;>;[-<<<<<<<[-]<<[>;>;+>;+<<<-]>;>;>;[<<<+>;>;>;-]<<<>;>;[>;+<-]>;[[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<>;+++++++++<[>;>;>;+<<[>;+>;[-]<<-]>;[<+>;-]>;[<<++++++++++>;>;-]<<-<-]+++++++++>;[<->;-]<[>;+<-]<[>;+<-]<[>;+<-]>;>;>;[<<<+>;>;>;-]<>;+++++++++<[>;>;>;+<<[>;+>;[-]<<-]>;[<+>;-]>;[<<++++++++++>;>;>;+<-]<<-<-]>;>;>;>;[<<<<+>;>;>;>;-]<<<<>;[-]<<+>;]<[[>;+<-]+++++++[<+++++++>;-]<->;<.[-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<<-]>;++++[<++++++++>;-]<.[-]>;>;>;>;>;>;>;]<<<<<<<<>;[-]<[-]<<-]++++++++++.[-]
  皮条看了程序后,以难以看懂为由,回信要求康神加上空格和换行。康神认为:既要作者加空格和换行分出语句、段落,可见空格和换行还是必不可少的。既然如此,空格和换行也得算字节数。那个皮条没办法,只好采纳康神的意见,不但空格折算字节数支付开发费,换行还算两个字节:n和r!
  感谢康神!
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15 条 康神轶事 的回复

  1. 在黄昏融化了世界的色彩以前 says:

    有点像haskell程序

  2. says:

    你这程序是抄袭的吧……

  3. Hongyu says:

    但是不影响康神的伟大呀!

  4. Shizheng says:

    问一下蹲坑,加上空格后,这个程序啥样子的?

  5. hermes says:

    fuck world!

  6. 风风风 says:

    按字节算钱是我见过最匪夷所思的一种算钱方式。。。

  7. GM says:

    这故事也Too Old了吧。

  8. sunson says:

    哈哈

  9. Xiaohe says:

    赞康神!不过小可以为,应该编译后反汇编,然后把汇编程序给皮条

  10. silence says:

    哈哈哈, orz….不过贵blog质量真是太注水猪肉了! 呼唤勤更新呼唤用心更新.

  11. Xian says:

    康神伟大,干掉死胖子王宏宇。。。

  12. April says:

    我实在不好意思说自己是贵系的

  13. Yaba says:

    偶尔更新下,会死啊?

  14. jyf1987 says:

    这个是brainfuck的代码 你可以去百度brainfuck这个编程语言

  15. Stone says:

    brainfuck太变态了。。康神伟大,铁事真多!

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